{"id":5806,"date":"2021-09-13T06:44:54","date_gmt":"2021-09-13T12:44:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/?p=5806"},"modified":"2022-02-21T05:38:03","modified_gmt":"2022-02-21T12:38:03","slug":"a-semi-not-horribly-regular-newsletter-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/2021\/09\/13\/a-semi-not-horribly-regular-newsletter-1\/","title":{"rendered":"A Semi-Not-Horribly-Regular Newsletter #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;text-align: center;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"Tumblr\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"bxwretlind\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"A%20Semi-Not-Horribly-Regular%20Newsletter%20%231\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Newsletter_Banner.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5804\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Newsletter_Banner.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Newsletter_Banner-300x75.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>ISSUE 1. SEPTEMBER 13, 2021<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Howdy. I\u2019m Benjamin X. Wretlind and this is the 1st issue of A Semi-Not-Horribly-Regular Newsletter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s right: the 1st. I may have tried this once or twice before, but this is the 1st issue of what will be a\u2013you guessed it\u2013Semi-Not-Horribly-Regular Newsletter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019ve been tinkering with all that marketing stuff over the last few weeks. Marketing is not my forte. It is a mysterious thing that looks like magic when done right. For those who have stopped by recently, you may have noticed a few changes:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>A&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/short-stories-excerpts-and-other-things\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Free Reads<\/a>&nbsp;section where I currently have two short stories, some book excerpts and poems<\/li><li>An updated&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/books\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Books<\/a>&nbsp;page for, you know, books<\/li><li>Information about the upcoming collection&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/regarding-dead-things-on-the-side-of-the-road\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>Regarding Dead Things on the Side of the Road<\/em><\/a><\/li><li>Several new blog articles:<ul><li><a href=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/2021\/08\/27\/what-is-kindle-vella-part-1\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">A 3-part series on Kindle Vella<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/2021\/08\/23\/how-to-rebuilt-resilience-in-writing-in-life\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">How to: Rebuild Resilience in Writing &amp; in Life<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/2021\/09\/06\/how-to-right-pikes-wrong\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Preparing to Write Pike\u2019s Wrong<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are few other changes, mostly behind the scenes as I stumble through the magical thing called Marketing.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"book-news\"><strong>Book News<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/kindle-vella\/product\/B09CZK57GP\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>Beneath Gehenna<\/em><\/a>, a Lovecraftian steampunk apocalyptic sci-fi horror novel, is currently being serialized on Kindle Vella. As this novel is 100% written and edited, new episodes are released on Sunday and Thursday of each week.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is Kindle Vella? Kindle Vella brings you stories released one short episode at a time, available in the Kindle for iOS app and on Amazon.com. You can read more about it in my&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/2021\/08\/27\/what-is-kindle-vella-part-1\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">3-part series here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/kindle-vella\/product\/B09CZK57GP\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">start reading for free<\/a>, and if you\u2019ve never been on Kindle Vella before, you get 200 \u201ctokens\u201d for just dropping by. That means you can read the first 11 episodes of&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/kindle-vella\/product\/B09CZK57GP\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>Beneath Gehenna<\/em><\/a>&nbsp;for absolutely nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The more episodes you give a \u201cthumbs up\u201d to and the more you \u201cFave\u201d, the higher the chance other readers will find the story and increase \u201cthe buzz\u201d around it. You can also share links directly from the app or website.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Personally, any buzz around my work would be awesome!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To start reading, go to this website:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/kindle-vella\/product\/B09CZK57GP\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/kindle-vella\/product\/B09CZK57GP<\/a>&nbsp;or click the logo below. See? I make things easy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/kindle-vella\/product\/B09CZK57GP\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ci4.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/HxTkSGioZvSajefNDbaGkou99pTElTYLSC1pPdl4tq05MMSHL-IoO7mCzPNKPA48giuaSFD1vE8PQrAHVTqgFq7ibI0SRpNlZHHRZJPzt3RBI5dmTiPBXsXK_yo=s0-d-e1-ft#https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/KV_LOGO-300x50.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I plan to release my collection&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/regarding-dead-things-on-the-side-of-the-road\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>Regarding Dead Things on the Side of the Road<\/em><\/a>&nbsp;later this year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With 15 short stories, some poems and two novellas, this collection should have something for everyone. Covering ground from 1991 until 2021, each story is forwarded by my own short take on why or how it was written. So, if you\u2019re looking for a literary sm\u00f6rg\u00e5sbord, this collection is right for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some of these stories have been published in magazines like&nbsp;<em>The Horror Express<\/em>,&nbsp;<em>All Hallows<\/em>,&nbsp;<em>Horror Carousel<\/em>&nbsp;and the&nbsp;<em>Bare Bones<\/em>&nbsp;anthology series, while others have never been published before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More information about when the collection will be released will be found in an upcoming Semi-Not-Horribly-Regular Newsletter and on my website. Also all those social media sites and stuff. Maybe a billboard, but I doubt it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00FCG27CG\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">A Difficult Mirror<\/a><\/em>&nbsp;is finally gaining some traction. This is great news. The book took me&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/2018\/04\/19\/how-to-write-a-book-in-just-under-20-years\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">nearly 20 years to write<\/a>&nbsp;and has a special place in my heart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I took a long break from marketing (as some of you know), and during that time the book dropped significantly in terms of numbers. I\u2019ve updated the cover, made a few tweaks to the text and through the magic that is Marketing, and I\u2019ve recently seen a 200% increase in traffic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you haven\u2019t picked up a copy,&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00FCG27CG\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">try it out<\/a>. If you have Kindle Unlimited, you can read for free. There\u2019s also the smell-good paper version if you like to hold books in your hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00FCG27CG\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ci6.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/U3qUiKPLbWotXUcQfVYrD1k24mHI--5rqNhfW1HqyUdy_s_wog-TiSI_tOe4y0tdSfrMwWWAhxDCDgzAqNZm44U70ntozjO_8l9UDVWTXW85ydkjV3_HYpKj2dpO0IFd=s0-d-e1-ft#https:\/\/bxwretlind.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/1628524841-300x230.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"this-past-week-s-work\"><strong>This Past Week\u2019s Work<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aside from the above, I\u2019ve been writing a sci-fi philosophy novella called&nbsp;<em>Sunset on Maior Pales<\/em>. Without giving too much away, here\u2019s a little \u201cback cover blurb\u201d teaser.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>CYN-4329-2316-ACBS-092134853a\u2013known to itself as Cletus\u2013has a bug in its programming. Against all logic, the ghost of a young man has muddled its circuits and promised to give it a soul\u2026provided one small thing that only a self-aware robot with a yearning to self-actualize can do.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hope to have the majority of the text written by November. At that time, I\u2019ll start the editing\/beta-reading\/editing again process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the meantime, this&nbsp;Semi-Not-Horribly-Regular Newsletter will likely have previews of the novel that will only be available to you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also to your friends, if you let them know and they sign up at this link:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bxwretlind.com\/blog\/subscribe\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/www.bxwretlind.com\/blog\/subscribe<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That does it for this issue of the newsletter. 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